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go to work with a half-shaven face
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have a dinner party for several friends and, while acting and talking in a perfectly normal manner, frequently - without comment or explanation - eat food from another person's plate or drink from another person's glass
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go to work wearing costume jewelry and a tiara
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follow co-workers around everywhere they go (requires at least three people long enough for each to notice)
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at school or work, eat breakfast while sitting in the elevator or on the restroom floor
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randomly stop shoppers by ordering, “Halt!” and then bow to them (as if they were royalty) and casually walk away
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have loud verbal arguments with self about which items to purchase
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take spouse shopping and begin to talk baby talk and behave like a two-year-old while in the store
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walk around a grocery store shopping from other people’s carts
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wear a prom dress while shopping in the middle of the day
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(after clearing it with the manager) walk through grocery store, make lunch (removing pieces of bread, meat, squeeze mayonnaise
and chips)
and eat in the middle of the aisle
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drive around a large store parking lot with an infant carrier on top of the car as if forgetting to put it inside (Inside the carrier should be a stuffed animal, not a doll.)
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shop while going down the left side of all the aisles
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eat spaghetti and meatballs with hands and burp loudly several times while dining in a crowded restaurant
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laugh and talk very loudly while eating out
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sit down for lunch at tables with strangers and begin talking to them (requires at least three sets of strangers)
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(after clearing it with the manager) order food at a deli then spread out a beach mat near the window (on the inside) and have a one-person picnic
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sing on the bus
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sing in an elevator
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don't talk to anyone for an entire day (requires at least three people long enough for each to realize that you are not talking)
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repeatedly burp loudly in a public place and act as if perfectly normal
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interject comments in discussions held at adjoining tables in a restaurant
(requires at least three sets of diners)